Villains show excellent sense of humour over striker’s antics

Following the news that ‘fatigued’ striker John Carew was spotted at a lap dancing club prior to last week’s UEFA Cup clash with Ajax, Villa fans treated the big Norwegian to a roaring chorus of:

“Get your t*ts out for Carew!”

After coming off the bench to nab an assist and a goal at Wigan, Martin O’Neill should probably make sure he gets a lappy every week.