Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen kisses girls, does other rude stuff

With a contract at one of the biggest football clubs in the world and a girlfriend who has won the Dutch FHM Sexiest Woman in the World award twice, it’s no exaggeration to say Wesley Sneijder is the greatest man alive.

His unpronounceable ladyfriend Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen not only has fabulous good looks and eight sisters (!), but she is also willing to commit some extremely sexy/bizarre acts to film. Look here! She’s licking cream off of a friend’s bottom in a car park! Look above! She’s kissing a lady! And look below! She’s helping old people cross the street in her underwear for absolutely no reason!

Plenty more NSFW-ish Yolanthe videos after the jump…

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Finally, some video of Jose Mourinho’s Italian lapdance

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Disinterested Inter manager treated to a lappy

Back in January, Fabio Capello appeared on Chiambretti Night, an Italian TV show that caters for an audience who demand a mixture of topical news discussion and erotic dancing. After dealing with the issues of the day, the England manager was treated to a private dance.

In an effort to endear himself to the Italian public, Jose Mourinho appeared on the same show this week, revealing his future ambitions, and desire to eventually move away from the boot-shaped nation:

“My dream is to win three leagues in Europe. I won in England with Chelsea, I’m going to do everything I can to win in Italy, then I would like to win in Spain, too.”

“After Inter, when it’s over, I won’t be in Italy. But I have a contract for two more years and I want to continue.”

After passionately talking shop, the Special One barely managed to stay conscious while a brunette showgirl gave him a lapdance.

Check out more pictures and video after the jump…