The document that cemented C-Ron’s move to Spain

Unlike The Sun - who claim to have had an inside line on the Cristiano Ronaldo Real Madrid transfer, but in reality have just lazily re-printed stories from the Spanish press - The Spoiler has a mole in the C-Ron camp.

He/she managed to procure a copy of the pre-contract agreement between Ramon Calderon and the Portuguese star, and we have re-printed it below for your consideration…

Will JT and Lampsie wear this thing in South Africa?

Official England kit manufacturer UMBRO were keen to reveal the new 2009-11 home strip at the Slovakia friendly on March 28. According to our hombres at Off the Post, however, these pictures show the strip that will soon be piled high in Soccer World shops all over the country.

As you can see, they’ve forsaken the traditional blue trim and opted for an aesthetic feel that may be described as “rubbish” or “crap”.

Hopefully, this is just a training top, and not the kit that our boys will be wearing while they fail to meet our ludicrously high expectations next summer.

Spoiler bonus quiz question: Usually, the home strip of a national side is a colour featured on their national flag. Can you name four international sides whose shirt colour does not feature on their flag? Answers after the jump…