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WAG No. 218: Dani Behr


A trailblazer in the world of Waggery

Dani Behr

Along with Carly Zucker and Nicola McLean, television presenter, model and singer Dani Behr will be simultaneously raising her profile and lowering her dignity by appearing in the new series of I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here. Carly and Nicola represent the new school of WAGs, but they owe everything to pioneering ladies like Dani. Back in the nineties, she enjoyed high profile romances with hairy Welshman Ryan Giggs and Blue Peter garden vandal Les Ferdinand, making it acceptable for pretty ladies to be proud of their relationships with men who make a living wearing shorts.

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Posted: November 12th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

The FA hires star-studded cast for Respect campaign video


Wow, they got Steve Claridge AND Barry from Eastenders

Presumably, the entire budget for the FA’s Respect programme was blown on Fabio Capello’s two second cameo in the video above, otherwise the presence of Big Les Ferdinand and that guy from GMTV are tough to explain.

The new campaign is designed at raising standards of behaviour and treatment of officials in the game, as the FA considered last season to be a ‘wake-up call’ for bad behaviour. So basically, you can blame this entire video on Ashley Cole.

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Posted: August 8th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

The FA hires star-studded cast for Respect campaign video


Wow, they got Steve Claridge AND Barry from Eastenders

Presumably, the entire budget for the FA’s Respect programme was blown on Fabio Capello’s two second cameo in the video above, otherwise the presence of Big Les Ferdinand and that guy from GMTV are tough to explain.

The new campaign is designed at raising standards of behaviour and treatment of officials in the game, as the FA considered last season to be a ‘wake-up call’ for bad behaviour. So basically, you can blame this entire video on Ashley Cole.

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Posted: August 6th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

It’s Stan Collymore as you’ve never seen him before!


Most football fans and doggers could create a better likeness than this

Stan Collymore. I think.

Yesterday’s edition of The Game carried an interview with Stan Collymore, and nothing was more intriguing than the illustration that came with the article - it looks absolutely nothing like the outdoor sex enthusiast we all know and love. It looks more like Les Ferdinand doing a cameo appearance on King of the Hill.

[The Game @ The Times]

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Posted: March 10th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey