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Sliding tackles to the face: not cool
[Dirty Tackle]

The Premier League are interested in starting their own TV channel
[Daily Mail]

Fergie’s Lost In Translation adventure
[BBC]

Lewis Hamilton to become a Madame Tussauds waxwork
[Grid Crasher]

Why Robbie Keane cannot be sold back to Spurs
[101 Great Goals]

Graeme Souness won’t be coming back to Blackburn
[Football365]

Have you opened the WAGvent calendar today?
[WAGvent Calendar]

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WithLeather insist that every tackle box needs a Wunder Boner

Rotherham Utd striker Alex Rhodes has had a 145-word Nelson Mandela speech tattooed on his leg
[Football League]

Why Villa are still unlikely to break the Big Four
[chickendinner]

Video: Liverpool impressionist Darren Farley meets Rafa and Nando
[101 Great Goals]

Unlike every other man on the planet, Lewis Hamilton doesn’t like the Pussycat Dolls’ sexy outfits
[Grid Crasher]

‘Phonics singer Kelly Jones spills the beans on the Rooney wedding
[Wales Online via Kickette]

Victoria Vanucci is the hottest ex-tennis player in the world
[Polite Applause]

Wenger: Eboue will play on Wednesday
[Football365]

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Enjoy today’s links with a musical composition from Will Ferrell and John C Reilly (probably best not to play it if the boss is within earshot)

Why Manchester City are great value at 4/5 to beat PSG
[chickendinner]

Rio Ferdinand “hated” Manchester Utd
[Off The Post]

Lewis Hamilton suffers more racist abuse
[Grid Crasher]

The Gaffer’s pun-tastic advent calendar
[The Gaffer]

Manchester Utd’s imminent signing Zoran Tosic does a Paul Ince and poses with a Manchester Utd shirt
[Daily Mail]

Manchester City’s Spanish transfer targets
[Caught Offside]

Fireball tennis looks like great fun
[Polite Applause]

Fancy some festive WAG fun?
[The Spoiler’s WAGvent Calendar]

WAG Melanie Slade tells us how to anger Arsenal star

The Daily Mail have published a rather lengthy interview with Theo Walcott’s beau, Melanie Slade. The WAG reveals that the couple met at the Southampton branch of Claire’s Accessories, and that their first date as sixteen year old was a thoroughly romantic screening of Land of the Dead.

She also revealed an excellent method for away fans to irritate the weak-shouldered forward:

We were at a petrol station and when he came out of the shop after paying, his face was like thunder. I said to him, “What happened?” and he said, “They asked me if I was Lewis Hamilton!”

[Spotted at Kickette]

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The Beautiful Game bring us the best moments from Sky’s FanZone

Hot singer Katherine Jenkins loses rugby gig after cocaine scandal
[Polite Applause]

Alex Curran struggles to operate an umbrella
[Kickette]

MLS star plays the ol’ cellophane-the-car prank
[Behind The Badge]

Does Lewis Hamilton deserve his own set of stamps?
[Grid Crasher]

France pay the price for sticking with Domenech
[chickendinner]

Man City’s Ronaldo hopes dashed by the man himself
[BBC]

Random lady fun: Transformers star Megan Fox is clearly the hottest woman ever
[On205th]

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Welcome to the Jungle: Nicola McLean is ready to bring some glamour to I’m A Celebrity…

Inter Milan target a £20m Spurs flop
[FootyLatest]

The Stig: Lewis Hamilton is “phenomenally good”
[Grid Crasher]

Video: Brazilian players share a cuddle on a plane
[Off The Post]

Cristiano Ronaldo no longer scores on his travels
[chickendinner]

A German ice hockey star has seven weeks to live, but still continues to play
[China Daily]

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Classic YouTubery: Enjoy today’s links in the company of the world’s most passionate Chelsea fan

Is Simon Cowell about to solve Everton’s financial woes?
[The Telegraph]

Video: Felipe Massa spits champagne on Lewis Hamilton
[Grid Crasher]

Manchester City’s Jo has tonsillitis, but it won’t get any better if he keeps going to nightclubs
[The Beautiful Game]

How to make money on tonight’s Carling Cup matches
[chickendinner]

Do Arsenal belong in the Championship?
[The Offside]

Awww… Fernando Torres is in love with his club
[Football 365]

The Hottest Girls of Cheerleading is a pretty self-explanatory website
[Hottest Girls of Cheerleading]

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Ronaldinho shows us how to win a UEFA Cup game in style
[The Offside]

Premier League ref Mark Clattenburg’s Porsche isn’t in great shape
[Machochip]

Happy Birthday Rio Ferdinand!
[Kickette]

Video: Nicole Scherzinger declares her love for Lewis Hamilton
[Grid Crasher]

That’s NOT Tennis: Jelena Jankovic’s denim waistcoat
[Polite Applause]

ChickenDinner - she is so beautiful now
[ChickenDinner]

Jens Lehmann denied a dignified send-off
[The Beautiful Game]

Killjoys ban streaking (um, isn’t it technically banned anyway?)
[WithLeather]