Scallywags and ruffians encouraged to engage in virtual warfare

Before a thoughtful software creator filled the void, the nation’s aspiring hooligans would have to attend football games to exorcise their violent impulses. Now, they have Little Hooliganz, a free game that means thugs don’t even have to leave the house to convey their meaningless rage in firms such as the ‘Sunderland Skylark Seekers’, the ‘Arsenal Aardvark Avengers’ and the ‘Manchester Monkey Men’. As the official website eloquently puts it:

Become the most notorious, respected and meanest Hooligan the world has ever known.

Earn some spondooley to purchase the things a Little Hooligan needs - food, beer, colours and weapons!

Challenge other Hooligans and show them who is da boss!

Find your very own beautiful Bimbo!!

Do all you can to make