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Remember the good days, Phil Brown?

Guus Hiddink’s ridiculous spectacles!

[Dirty Tackle]

Oop, Gerrard could be in trouble

[Mirror Football]

That Marouane Chamakh has got some weird hair

[Kickette]

Landon Donovan bids farewell to Everton

[Caught Offside]

Leeds United get the army treatment

[Pies]

Neil Warnock funny stuff!

[The Guardian]

Liverpool 4-1 Portsmouth

They will have cracked the pizzas open in the Aquilani household last night, because their little boy went some way to suggesting that he can provide goals. By scoring a goal. You can enjoy that special moment above, along with a couple from Torres, one from that Babel guy, then a Portsmouth one.

(via 101 Great Goals)

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The moment it all went wrong for Becksie (via Dirty Tackle)

David Beckham - the highs and lows

[Daily Mail]

The Phil Brown Marmite Test

[Pies]

Get the Guardiola haircut

[Kickette]

Lady footballers show their feminine side

[Dirty Tackle]

Will Beckham and Owen be missed?

[The Telegraph]

Benitez gets the cartoon treatment

[Studs Up]

Lille 1-0 Liverpool

Many of you will have been drinking last night, what with it being Thursday. It’s kind of like the new Friday in that sense. You probably had five or six, tried to snog someone, then made your excuses about having to go to work tomorrow (today), before stumbling home to eat a burger in the style of a homeless man hurriedly wolfing down food from a bin. Hence, missing the Liverpool game.

Well, lucky you, above are the highlights.

(Courtesy of 101 Great Goals)

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An Italian man’s reaction to the Old Trafford drubbing (via Pies)

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[The Spoiler]

Big Brother winner with important Cristiano Ronaldo information

[Dirty Tackle]

David Beckham’s football love affairs

[Kickette]

Rooney’s really good at football, decides Capello

[The Sun]

Becksie gets all political about it

[Caught Offside]

Benitez worried about Liverpool body language

[Mirror Football]

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Feel alive with some FUNK!

Buffon snubs Man City

[Daily Mail]

Arsene Wenger gets the cartoon treatment

[Studs Up]

Get the Man City holiday look!

[Kickette]

David Beckham talks up Man United

[Mirror Football]

Adriano under the microscope

[Dirty Tackle]

Stevie G does a rude gesture

[Pies]

Wigan 1-0 Liverpool

For those of you too busy watching that programme about the Pineapple Dance Studios, because Charlie Brooker happened to dab it with his seal of ironic approval in the weekend’s Guardian, here are the highlights from the Liverpool game. It didn’t quite go according to plan, and frankly, you were probably better off watching a gay chap with a speech impediment pretending to be a cat.

(Courtesy of 101 Great Goals)

“Shall I just go?”

Nothing sobers a man up quite like landing a dream job with a whopping pay rise, only to turn up in the new office to find that you can’t log in to your computer,  at least three of your lesser colleagues appear to have your assignments in their in-tray, and, even after a few long months, your sexy “Rachel” haircut doesn’t appear to be catching on.

At this rate, it’s demotion for sure. Or, even worse, you might get reassigned to the Bolton offices.

All of which leads terrifyingly seamlessly to Alberto Aquilani, who is at risk of joining the likes of Veron, Babel, Brolin, Rebrov, Mutu, Jeffers, Shevchenko, and Keane on the growing list of whatever the opposite of Employee of the Month might be. Massive Let-Down of the Month? Flop of the Year? Scrapheap Challenge?