The slightly dull national team shirt just got interesting

For too long, the attractive ladies of our fair nation have been crying out for a means of displaying their patriotism and most of their skin simultaneously. Finally, their needs have been met with the England bikini kit.

It looks like something Sepp Blatter dreamed as part of his crusade to ’sex up’ the ladies’ game, but the skimpy uniform has come to pass thanks to the chaps at Loaded magazine, who have commissioned a number of England kit designs to be auctioned on behalf of the PSP Association (a charidee dedicated to the support of people with Progressive Supranuclear Palsy).

The Spoiler’s second favourite design from the range is the world’s first England kit for dogs. That’s right, dogs…

‘The Strutter’ battles a serious clothes phobia

It may have taken us 300 days to get to her, but this is by no means a reflection of our opinion on Page Three model Lindsey Strutt. The 21-year-old from Doncaster is well known among Nuts, Loaded and Maxim readers for her inclination to bare her 32E chest, a habit that hasn’t gone unnoticed by the nation’s footballers. The lucky chap she selected to squire her about town is Ipswich’s Alex Bruce, also known as Steve Bruce’s son.

Lads mag icon with a soft spot for Liverpool defenders

Anyone who picked up a copy of Loaded magazine in the 1990s will be intimately acquainted with Jo Guest. Thanks to her ‘ladette’ personality and a strong inclination to remove her clothes at any given opportunity, the Derbyshire-born model became a bastion of lads mag culture.

Towards the end of last century, she caught the attention of Liverpool’s Phil Babb. When their relationship ended, she told all to the News of the World, who ran the headline “My Extra-Time Loving Ruined Phil’s Ball Control.” We don’t remember Babb having particularly good ball control in the first place…

Marcus Bent’s WAG still photogenic

Don’t bother wasting any more time pointing your camera at the Grand Canyon, your first born child or the devastating effects of war, as this morning’s Daily Star declared Gemma Atkinson’s latest shoot to be ‘The best pics you’ll EVER see in your life!’

More Gemma after the jump.