Roy Orbison, Joey Barton

Watching Joey Barton pop on some gigantic shades and wander freely about the streets after weeks behind bars triggered something in The Spoilers active imagination. Where had we seen that guy before? It wasn’t long before we realised it was Mr Pretty Woman himself, Roy Orbison.

Great songsman, and now an unlikely fashion icon for the Premier League’s most fighty midfielder.

Italian designer Valentino is nowhere to be seen

Last weekend, I re-watched Grand Theft Parsons, the very enjoyable film based on the events following country rock legend Gram Parsons’ death, which lead to his body being kidnapped. The lead role is played by Jackass star Johnny Knoxville, but who is the hippie next to him? Could it be Spurs centre-back Jonathan Woodgate?