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A live interview proves a little too much for this volleyball enthusiast
[The Sporting Blog]

An Italian pornstar has painted a portrait of Dimitar Berbatov using her ‘charms’, which she will deliver to him in person (NSFW)
[The Sun]

Gael Clichy denies interest in a move to AC Milan
[The Telegraph]

Football League chairman Lord Mawhinney says the worst of the credit crunch is still to come for clubs
[BBC]

… However the crunch brings good news for Tottenham, who will save £40m on their new stadium
[Daily Mail]

Genoa’s president says Spurs’ £10m for striker Diego Milito will only “buy his ear”
[Sky Sports]

Theo Walcott is selling his underwear on eBay
[Kickette]