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Cricket WAG Jessica Taylor does her bit for the cause of lingerie
[DJ Mick]

Why Manchester Utd are doomed this season
[Republik of Mancunia]

(Fat) Ronaldo almost got AIDs
[Dirty Tackle]

Marseille midfielder Lorik Cana could be on his way to Everton
[Daily Mail]

Carlos Tevez is excited about winning trophies at his new club
[The Telegraph]

Spurs want Klaas-Jan Huntelaar again
[Goal.com]

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The moment Peter Crouch discovered his twin at England HQ
[Dirty Tackle]

Video: The film Pep Guardiola showed Barcelona before their Champions League victory
[101GG]

Carlo Ancelotti’s £10m pay day
[Football365]

Kaka is teasing us all again, saying he doesn’t want to leave Milan
[Goal.com]

Florentino Perez says Ronaldo is “an example on the pitch” - an example of a petulant mercenary?
[Sky Sports]

Tottenham chase Marseille’s captain and Liverpool target Lorik Cana
[Caught Offside]

The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies…

Lorik Cana to Liverpool
If Xabi Alonso head off the Juventus in the summer, Liverpool may bring in the £10m-rated Marseille captain who showed Rafa his class in the Champions League earlier this season.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Alonso’s agent denied the Juventus link yesterday, but if he does go, the lauded Albanian international Cana will make a good replacement.

Michael Owen to Everton
The Daily Express claim Everton will make a shock swoop for the former Liverpool star this summer. It’s understood they won’t match his (stupidly high) £100,000 weekly wages, but