Yet another model who has experienced a Ronaldo steamrollering

This week, we were reminded of the existence of Cristiano Ronaldo’s summer project, and it just so happens that another of his loose-moraled partners has recently been talking to the media.

Niki Ghazian, a young model with whom the Portuguese man-o’-sex done it during his trip to Los Angeles, has shared some rather frank information with a popular men’s magazine. Apparently, the man who was too vain to remove his sunglasses during coitus also kept his his leg cast on:

“Yes, he was wearing his boot, but that story sounded like he was banging me on crutches. He had his cast on the whole time - not just when we were having sex.”

Man bathes, woman goes out drinking…

For those of you who spent the weekend swanning around at the Cartier International Polo in Windsor, you didn’t miss too much. Cristiano Ronaldo continued his vigorous stateside holidaying, further pushing the limits of his tan, which is now a deep leather. Whether or not he will ever return to playing football is anyone’s guess.

Meanwhile in the breezy English getaway of Gants Hill in Essex, the big talk was that Danielle Lloyd had come to town to enjoy some wines and cheeses at Faces nightclub. She turned up wearing her trademark Rolling Stones vest/dress, accompanied by the coolest man in the world.

See both of them after the jump…

The mahogany one sends a lady of loose morals packing

Another piece of football gossip has reared its head at Spoiler Towers, courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights:

This former female reality star and now just a D list wannabe decided to make a move on the mahogany one also known as Ronaldo. She offered her services to him for the evening at a reasonable $5000 at which point he laughed and laughed and said, “Look around. Look at me. Why would I pay for anyone?”

Spoiler truth-o-meter: If a story involves Cristiano Ronaldo and prostitutes, it is almost certainly 100 per cent true. If you wish to know the identity of the lady in question, the commenting folk here have a pretty good idea.

Bitter rivalry channelled via the medium of hideous shorts

Recently, Real Madrid star Sergio Ramos has been hell-bent on making a chump out of Cristiano Ronaldo. Not only did he boff C-Ron’s pneumatic lovely Nereida Gallardo, but he attempted to completely crush his humungous ego by outdoing him in the swimwear fashion stakes.

Thankfully, Ronaldo’s ego is tenacious, and he found the resolve to recover some pride while shopping in Los Angeles yesterday. How does one respond to Sergio’s shiny gold shorts, you ask? With shorts that are even smaller and shiner, of course!

The tricky winger, whose skin tone has transformed from a light beech to a rich mahogany this summer, will make preened football stars around the globe rethink their look with his fierce hotpants and pink T-shirt combo.

It’s your move, Sergio…

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“Look at me!” screams Mr. B’s ridiculous ride

David Beckham is a man whose celebrity attracts an incredible amount of attention whenever he hits the streets, and some days he needs to slip around Los Angeles anonymously, so he may run errands and shield his children from the glare of the world’s media. Yesterday was not one of those days, as the LA Galaxy star took his brand new $407,000 Rolls Royce Drophead Coupe for a spin around Beverly Hills. A Roller is a classic choice for a distinguished gentleman, but no human being in the world could possibly look good in this bastardised Pimp My Ride version. His new toy only gets eleven miles to the gallon, meaning he’ll probably have to fill up by the time he reaches the end of his driveway.

See more pics of Lord Beckington squiring his younglings about town here.

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It isn’t nearly as sexy as it sounds

If you’re in Los Angeles next weekend and you have $995 to throw up the wall, why not attend the LA Galaxy Fantasy Camp? In the latest attempt to cash in on their Beckham investment, the Californian club are offering fans a chance to ‘live the dream’, with full access to the Home Depot stadium, lunch with coaching staff and players and a free