Aging midfielder still grinding it out over a few pennies

Now that we’re all bored to tears with the Cristiano Ronaldo transfer saga, it’s time to consider the big money wrangling at Stamford Bridge. Yesterday, we were told that Luis Felipe Scolari that Lamps would definitely stay, but hours later Princess Frank’s people said his position in West London had become ‘untenable’.

So will Chelsea cave and give the 30-year-old a five-year-£140k-a-week deal, or will they employ some sort of financial nous and let him run off into the sunset with Jose?

Get votin’, folks…