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Today’s links come sprinkled with a generous helping of classic Weezer. The first person to identify the football kit in the video wins the prestigious ‘Incredibly Easy Competition’ competition 

FIFA demand a gender test for Fernando Torres
[NewsArse]

Luis Figo really ought to leave the chest wax alone for a little while
[Kickette]

Professor Wenger is ready for Old Trafford
[Sky Sports]

Glenn Hoddle says David Beckham would ‘thrive at Chelsea’
[The Telegraph]

Robert Huth is on his way to Stoke
[Goal.com]