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The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies…

Karim Benzema to Manchester United
Lyon chairman Jean-Michel Aulas has conceded that while they don’t plan to sell Benzema this summer, they may receive an offer that is too good to turn down. Aulas explained his predicament with this rather wonderful analogy: “There is a tsunami called Real Madrid which provokes reactions at Chelsea, Manchester City and Manchester United.”

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Sir Alex Ferguson has spoken of his admiration for the French striker before - comparing him to Zinedine Zidane - but he may delay a move until Carlos Tevez makes a decision on his future.

Jose Bosingwa to Bayern Munich
It looks like Chelsea are getting rid of one right-back who is good going forward but occasionally vulnerable defensively for another. Portsmouth have

Clothes-shy Italian is back on the market

Roberta Pedrelli is an Italian dancer, seen on programmes such as Buona Domenica (Good Sunday) and Piazza Grande (Large Public Square). Her fame increased considerably when Inter Milan’s Brazilian winger Mancini started romancing her.

“I was sure that he was the man of my life,” said Roberta remorsefully, shortly after their two year relationship ended.  

Another reason why Italian TV is the best in the world

As anyone with a grasp of Italian culture will confirm, if you are a beautiful lady with gigantic breasts, you must appear on a salacious TV show and sleep with Pippo Inzaghi. Sara Varone fulfills the first criterion (she regularly underdresses on Striscia la Notizia and Buona Domenica), but can only boast Serie A experience with Inter’s Brazilian Mancini, with whom she has been spotted at a restaurant, piano bar and nightclub. Pippo, you disappoint us.