Serial WAG threatening to publish her shameless exploits
In a recent survey, it was revealed that approximately 101 per cent of Premier League footballers had boffed not-a-racist glamour model Danielle Lloyd (there’s a one per cent margin of error).
The 25-year-old topless model has made the front page of the Daily Star today (a slot she seems to share solely with Chanelle Hayes and Lucy Pinder) as she is at the centre of a six-figure bidding war for the rights to publish her “X-rated autobiography”. This, of course, spells bad news for her legions of famous partners:
The sexy Scouser is due to lift the lid on her flings with the Premier League’s biggest names and reveal their wild playboy secrets.
Daring Dani’s sizzling new book, guaranteed to be a best-seller, will spill the beans on the stars’ cheating, gambling and boozing habits.
“She’s revealing loads she’s never spoken about before,” said a spokesman for the Daily Star babe.
“She’ll talk about her high profile relationships and what really went on behind the scenes.”
Danielle - whose known conquests include Marcus Bent , Armand Traoré, Jermain Defoe, Gerard Piqué, Ryan Babel and Teddy Sheringham - has traded off her relationships with sportsmen for years, but made her attitude towards girls who do kiss-and-tell stories very clear last January:
“Women who sell these stories have no self respect. They want to make money and be famous for saying they have slept with soccer stars. But they have no shame.”
Serial footballer admirer snares victim number six
Danielle Lloyd is to footballer steamrollerings what Bob Dylan is to songwriting: prolific. Until this day she had still to be inducted into the WAG of the Day hall of fame, however, on account of her new “relationship” with Liverpool rapper/ footballer Ryan Babel, the not-a-racist-but-says-racist-things glamour model has finally earned her place.
Who produces the world’s finest WAGs - America, or Europe?
After a fierce day of transatlantic sexiness, I am delighted to report that Europe is currently ahead in the inaugural US WAGs vs Euro WAGs tournament. After literally thousands of votes, Rosaria Cannavo gloriously defeated Jessica Simpson by a margin of 76 per cent onThe Spoiler. Our gun-slinging chums from the big country also decided Rosaria had the edge, favouring her by a margin of 60 per cent at On205th.
Round Two: Lisa Dergan/ Gemma Atkinson
Today, Playboy model and TV personality Lisa Dergan takes on the former Hollyoaks beauty who has been passed around the Premiership like currency, Gemma Atkinson.
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Need more information before casting your vote? For more pictures of Lisa, click here, and for more of Gemma, click here and here
Today’s transfer rumours, as made up to fill column inches in the nationals
Aside from the superteam that the papers are dreaming up at Chelsea, the other big news today comes from Spurs. Apparently Darren ‘purchase of the season’ Bent is looking for pastures new, and Roy Keane’s Sunderland could be the team to pay him £30k a week to finally get off the bench…
Heurelho Gomes to Tottenham
Gomes claims the proud honour of being the 571st goalkeeper linked with Spurs this summer. At this rate Paul Robinson will be starting the opening game.The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Would be a good signing for Spurs
Darren Bent to Sunderland
Has anyone noticed how quiet things have grown on the Berbatov front? Instead it’s Darren Bent who is apparently the striker most eager to escape North London.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Could depend Berbatov’s movements
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Deco likely, Robinho maybe, the others doubtful.
Marcus Bent to Hull
A day after The Spoiler highlighted one of the newly promoted clubs as the most likely location for that other striker called Bent, The Sun reports
Today’s transfer gossip, assessed and dissected just for you
Precious little Alex Hleb last month claimed his sensitive eardrums couldn’t handle the bustle of urban life in London, and he now seeks a more serene atmosphere. If the rumours of a move to Barcelona are true, however, he will find anything but the peace and quiet he seeks: in the Catalan city, honking at all hours is considered a national pastime, shouting is the preferred method of communication and the bars are completely full of loutish British stag parties every weekend. Enjoy the relative calm of London while you can, Alex.
Alex Hleb to Barcelona or maybe Bayern Munich
The honeymooning star has been linked with absolutely everyone in the past few weeks, even Rushden and Diamonds have a shot at landing him. His agent says: “The only transfer Alexander is making at the moment is from the hotel to the beach and back.”
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: He’ll be linked to AC or Roma tomorrow
Gareth Barry to Liverpool
Those Real Madrid-esque bullies, using Steven Gerrard as bait, have finally turned Barry’s head and the Villa captain has told his club he wants out. Liverpool are expected to up their offer today.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Seems likely now
Justin Hoyte to Aston Villa
A miserable day for Villa fans may get worse if they sign Arsenal’s other Englishman. You know, the guy that plays even less than Theo Walcott and sometimes gets in the Arsenal League Cup team.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: If it gets any bleaker, O’Leary will be back!
Luis Felipe Scolari to Chelsea
“Big Phil” has revealed
Don’t bother wasting any more time pointing your camera at the Grand Canyon, your first born child or the devastating effects of war, as this morning’s Daily Star declared Gemma Atkinson’s latest shoot to be ‘The best pics you’ll EVER see in your life!’