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Not-unattractive WAG Guilia Siegel is about to star in Germany’s version of I’m a Celebrity. More pictures and info right here.

Manchester Utd have finally completed the transfer of Zoran Tosic and the other Serbain guy
[Football365]

Former Wimbledon striker Marcus Gayle believes Lampard and Gerrard need “20 millimetres of wood”
[The Telegraph]

The top ten Steven Gerrard arrest jokes
[Off The Post]

Joe Kinnear vowed he would stay, but Shay Given wants to quit the Toon
[Sky Sports]

Philipp Lahm to Manchester City?
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Blue Square South side get the sports psychologist in

The Danes may use porno to motivate their side, but here in Blighty, we’re more partial to a spot of good ol’ fashioned karate to rile things up. AFC Wimbledon’s reserves, led by WFC legend Marcus Gayle, recently pumped themselves up by punching bits of wood.

Presumably, it also doubles up as preparation for any future meetings with Franchise FC MK Dons…

[Big British Castle]