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MOTD2 bring us the best of 2 Good 2 Bad in 2008/09 so far
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Video: Ji-Sung Park’s incredible miss from last night
[Off The Post]

The latest on Stevie G’s assault charge
[Sky Sports]

David Beckham is a terrorist target
[Yahoo]

Man gets sent off, returns to pitch wielding chainsaw!
[Unprofessional Foul]

Maria Sharapova’s latest magazine photoshoot
[WithLeather]

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If you are not on Middlesbrough FC’s Christmas Card list, here’s your chance to play guess the festive player
[Kickette]

“Tevez said yes to Madrid…for next season” claim the Spanish press
[Fans FC]

Arsenal fans break down the Eastlands massacre
[A Cultured Left Foot]

Vote for the best crash of the F1 season
[Grid Crasher]

Why Stoke should be safe this season
[chickendinner]

Could Lucas Podolski be coming to the Premier League in January?
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Everton’s new kit deal
[EPL Talk]

Maria Sharapova poses for GQ Magazine
[Fan IQ]

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During his late nineties druggy haze, Noel Gallagher leads the Manchester G-Mex Arena to an anti-United chorus
[Liverpool Offside]

Cameroonian singer Nguéa Laroute has written a catchy song about Sameul Eto’o.
[Marca]

Maria Sharapova looks fierce at a fashion show
[Polite Applause]

Ince remains tight-lipped about a move to Newcastle
[Football 365]

Porsche build a Cayenne for the Stuttgart fire department
[Grid Crasher]

Will Arsenal be getting a very special Christmas present?
[Caught Offside]

Ahead of the Italian GP, Lewis Hamilton takes a poke at his Ferrari rival
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Two girls, one cup… well, plate

Wow, what a Wimbledon! Who would ever have imagined that Federer would face Nadal in the men’s final? Or that the Williams sisters might meet in the women’s? That’s right, only every single human being on the planet. Even people who have never heard of tennis. That said, there were a couple of minor shocks - the kind one might get from accidentally taking an electric heater into the bath, or popping an index finger into a plug socket.

Two of those surprises took the form of Ivanovic and Sharapova (both pictured below).

Is this long swan-like woman the next Wimbledon winner? 

Anyone who has lived in a box or a monastery for the last few years might never have heard of Maria Sharapova, but here she is. She’s already won Wimbledon once - back in the windy summer of 2004, when everything was brilliant and Wayne Rooney was still a good football player. Tremendous days.

A preview of the ladies you’ll see grunting on grass next week

In just three days, the world’s media will be devoting their attention to SW19, where the best grass courts in the world will be covered up while you watch classic replays from the seventies. If the inclement weather stops long enough for a spot of tennis, however, all eyes will be on Maria Sharapova and French Open winner Ana Ivanovic. To whet your appetite for all that much-slower-than-the-mens-but-great-to-watch action, the lovely ladies are staring in a new campaign to promote the hotly-anticipated* Sony Ericsson Championships in Qatar.

*Actually, no one cares that much

Sexy bonus: Here’s a much more impressive advert featuring Ana Ivanovic and Daniella Hantuchova…

And not a Mauresmo in sight

Wow, isn’t tennis great? There’s Federer, Nadal, some other guys. It’s just brilliant. Plus, every year, Wimbledon introduces the planet to a new Chris Evert, or Anna Kournikova, or Maria Sharapova. But which of the saucy little lovelies will have Des Lynam cleaning sweat from his moustache in between games this year? Here’s The Spoiler’s top five to look out for - a mixture of old and new.

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Game: See how long you can tolerate listening to ‘Become a WAG’ by Stacie and Stevie Smith. I managed 1.39
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Lewis Hamilton to be richer than David Beckham
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Maria Sharapova agrees to a photoshoot
[SportsByBrooks]

Boston Red Sox fan loses lawsuit for hurting the hand of the chap who punched him
[FanIQ]

Have Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo split?
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La Galaxy’s leader Ruud Gullit says the team is suffering from a ‘lack of leadership’. Right…
[TheOffsideRules]

Totally random: Three leaked tracks from the new Oasis album
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