Venezuela’s hottest export has an Inter Milan toy boy

If there is one country in the world today that has its priorities straight, it is Venezuela. Up until recently, children of the South American nation could enjoy an episode of The Simpsons on the Televen TV channel before trotting off to school. Television authorities, however, have pulled the show, deeming it to be ‘inappropriate for adolescents’. Instead, they have replaced it with a show much more suited to the demographic - Baywatch. High five, television authorities! It is this unrelenting support of beautiful women in seaside locations that has allowed 27-year-old model Keyla Espinoza to find fame and fortune, and also a young Inter Milan footballer named Mario Ballotelli.