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The Honduran ‘gay kiss’ has opened the floodgates for on-pitch man-love
[Off The Post]

Buoyed by how Thomas Vermaelen has turned out, Wenger is in the market for another Belgian
[Caught Offside]

Jack Wilshere and Gael Clichy mobbed at a milkshake bar in Finchley
[Daily Mail]

Rangers’ DaMarcus Beasley creates in-no-way-tacky jewellery line range
[The Sun]

At least, when the inevitable failure comes, we’ll have some nice pictures to look at
[The Mirror]

Does Mark Clattenburg have the same hairdresser as Stephen Ireland?
[3pm Blog]

Emulate the Premier League’s favourite knee-sliding riot-starter
[Mousebreaker]

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Ronaldinho shows us how to win a UEFA Cup game in style
[The Offside]

Premier League ref Mark Clattenburg’s Porsche isn’t in great shape
[Machochip]

Happy Birthday Rio Ferdinand!
[Kickette]

Video: Nicole Scherzinger declares her love for Lewis Hamilton
[Grid Crasher]

That’s NOT Tennis: Jelena Jankovic’s denim waistcoat
[Polite Applause]

ChickenDinner - she is so beautiful now
[ChickenDinner]

Jens Lehmann denied a dignified send-off
[The Beautiful Game]

Killjoys ban streaking (um, isn’t it technically banned anyway?)
[WithLeather]