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What Alex Ferguson really said to the fourth official
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In spite of the obvious auto-tuning and dodgy dance moves, Queen WAG Cheryl Cole looks good in her new music video
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It turns out that Craig Bellamy is a great guy
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Should football games have a visible game clock like stupid American sports do?
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Milan and Juventus target Gary Cahill
[Daily Mail]

Steve Bruce wants to see some backbone
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City give the people of Manchester the opportunity to walk on Manu Adebayor’s face
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An exclusive Nemanja Vidic interview
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Abbey Clancy’s partner will marry Abbey Clancy in St Lucia
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Mark Hughes says he’s ready to gatecrash the Big Four
[Daily Mail]

Everton to sell Goodison Park to fund new stadium
[Goal.com]

Peter Reid joins Stoke
[FourFourTwo]

The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

David James not going to Tottenham
Harry Redknapp will not pursue the former England man while he has two keepers already on the books, say The Telegraph.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: This will be bad news for Jamo, who appears keen to jump the SS Portsmouth before it goes down…

David Bentley and Alan Hutton to Everton
The Mirror believe David Moyes is set to make a £12m ‘double raid’ for Harry Redknapp’s least favourite human and the Scottish defender. They seem to think the cash will be generated by the sale of a certain Mr Lescott to a certain Manchester-based club.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Everton have been linked with Hutton all summer and is s strong possibility. Although David Bentley will almost certainly move on too, our secret squirrel still thinks

A further helping of transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies 

Gokhan Inler to Arsenal
With primary target Melo almost certain to join Juventus, Arsenal have been forced to look elsewhere for a new midfielder. However, reports suggest Arsene Wenger is restricting his search to Serie A and now wants to sign £10 million-rated Gokhan Inler from Udinese.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Arsenal were linked with the Swiss international a lot last summer so hopefully this doesn’t drag on as long as the Andrey Arshavin saga did, especially as this transfer window has been fairly interesting and unpredictable so far.

Tuncay to Everton or Aston Villa
Middlesbrough’s local paper the Evening Gazette states that Aston Villa are looking to complete a £20 million double deal for Stewart Downing and

The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

John Terry to Manchester City
We laughed this one off during the January transfer window, but the Daily Mail are today suggesting that the Citizens are lining up a £45m bid for Chelsea’s captain. This is apparently corroborated by The Sun, who have spotted Mark Hughes and John Terry at the same holiday resort in Dubai. Evidently, it is no coincidence that two men associated with football are simultaneously taking a break at Jumeirah Beach, the luxury resort where you can’t take two steps without bumping into a Premiership star.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Even if City do offer a reported £180,000-a-week package, we can’t see it happening.

Yaya Toure to Manchester Utd
The aforementioned Daily Mail also bring the news that Barcelona’s treasured defensive midfielder could soon be joining his older brother Kolo in England. Apparently, Fergie is interested in seeking out

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Maicon’s agent is expecting Real Madrid to make a move for the right-back
[Goal]

Cristiano Ronaldo is looking forward to playing with Kaka next season
[The Sun]

Sol Campbell is linked with Everton and Aston Villa after leaving Portsmouth
[Daily Telegraph]

Roque Santa Cruz joined Manchester City for the money Mark Hughes fans
[Sporting Life]

What business are Spurs planning to do in the transfer market this summer?
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The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Stewart Downing to Aston Villa
The Spoiler assumed that replacing Martin Laursen and Gareth Barry would be Aston Villa’s priority right now but apparently not. The Daily Mail claim that Martin O’Neill is looking to thwart Spurs (and they sure will be heartbroken!) by signing Downing on a loan deal with an option to make the move permanent.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: This has to be nonsense. Villa have a lot of work to do this summer and bringing in someone who plays in the same position as their star player Ashley Young is surely not top of the agenda.

Joleon Lescott staying with Everton
The Daily Star report that Manchester City have been priced out of a move for