Glamour model, adult actress, BMW fan

Linsey Dawn McKenzie entered the world of Waggery in 1996, at the tender age of seventeen. The glamour model and pornstar enjoyed an affair with Wimbledon FC striker Dean Holdsworth, who was ten years her senior and married at the time. The tabloids made a big deal out of the fact that Deano boffed her on the bonnet of his BMW.

The star of Mammary Lane and the enigmatic Naked Striptease Sextravaganza became a bona fide WAG in 2005, when she married another former member of the Crazy Gang, defender Mark Williams (a man who also had the pleasure of romancing topless model Leilani Dowding).

You don’t have to be a topless model to be a WAG, but it helps

In 1998, Leilani Dowding was studying for an Economics degree at Royal Holloway University when she realised that she was incredibly good looking, and quite comfortable being photographed without clothing. Naturally, this lead to regular appearances on Page Three of The Sun, and a string of footballer admirers: she dated Dagenham & Redbridge’s Anwar Uddin, former Wimbledon FC man at the back Mark Williams and was engaged to Middlesbrough’s slap-happy forward Jérémie Aliadière.