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England will be wearing a brand new kit at the weekend, and it’s got a new crest
[Off The Post]

David Beckham’s temporary Milan home comes with a prostitute seal of approval
[Dirty Tackle]

Carly Zucker and Alex Curran hit the gym
[Kickette]

Martin Keown believes Liverpool’s success is due to their lack of Robbie Keane
[Daily Mail]

The top ten ‘tricked out athlete’s cars
[The Angry T]

Sticks and stones may break his bones, But Gareth Southgate won’t get a haircut
[Sky Sports]

WAG Giorgia Palmas is not unattractive
[On205th]

These men just couldn’t stay away…

In the biblical tale of the Prodigal Son, a young man ventures to the big city to fill up on wine and hookers before going home to lead a normal domestic life as an accountant, or something. In some ways, it’s exactly the same tale as that of Shaun Wright-Phillips and Manchester City, only without the fatted calf, the hookers, the wine… the bible. But no matter.

This, along with Heskey’s suspected return to Liverpool, got The Spoiler to thinking, and by the time we’d polished off our lunchtime amuse bouche followed by soup, we’d pretty much compiled a team made up of returning players. All with varying degrees of success.

In goal, we went for everyone’s favourite drug-eating maniac, Mark Bosnich.