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Real Valladolid win the Best Mascot competition


La Liga side enlists the services of a bear. An actual bear.

There’s an old saying among Spanish football teams: if you want to defeat Valencia, hire a circus bear to be your mascot.

Real Valladolid took this old adage very literally during a training session last Friday, but unfortunately things didn’t quite work out for the Castilian side, who lost 4-2 to Los Che on Sunday.

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Posted: September 15th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Tottenham’s latest transfer target, a Rory Delap tribute and Bundesliga botox


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Deadspin report on a valiant American attempt to emulate Trigger Happy TV

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Look away Arsenal fans: a Rory Delap tribute
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Coleen Rooney takes her purse for a walk
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Posted: November 4th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Colombian Keeper frolics with enthused mascot


C.F. Pachuca’s lucky cat goes the extra mile to show support

Colombian Mascot Sporno

In Europe, a mascot is expected to waddle up and down the sidelines, high fiving children and blocking people’s views. Over in Mexico, however, it seems their duties are a little different. Miguel Calero’s happy moment was originally spotted at The Footie.

Click here to see the full Sporno gallery

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Posted: August 4th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Sergio Ramos fact file, Levante’s bizarre protest and the $10trillion away game!


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Video: La Liga’s very own Derby County, Levante, protest over unpaid wages during a game
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Ronaldo’s transvestite lovers come clean
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Posted: May 8th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Why Man Utd don’t like Spain, mascot high-fiving and cricket cheerleaders!


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Why Manchester United are hopeless playing in Spain
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Chicago Bulls mascot sued for over-zealous high fiving. Only in America…
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Frank Rijkaard was robbed while he and his family slept
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Indian cricket gets a visit from American cheerleaders, and one man is far too excited about it
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Fernando Alonso’s Renault is embarrassingly rubbish, so the least the stroppy Spaniard can do is make money from it
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Posted: April 23rd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey