Spaniard makes sure Melwood is a fun place to be

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Nomadic keeper favours outside of building over toilet

If Mr Carson is trying to work his way back into Rafa’s good books, he probably isn’t going the right way about it. His impression of a drunk outside a kebab shop at 3.30am was caught at Liverpool’s Melwood training ground earlier today.

And yes, that is his finger.