Dolores Alveiro denies her boy’s womanising ways

No one on planet earth enjoys more meaningless intercourse than Cristiano Ronaldo, but his mother is keen to dispel his reputation as a ladykiller.

Dolores Alveiro - who opened a can of worms when she supported her son’s poorly disguised desire to move to Spain - is quoted by German newspaper Bild:

“If I were to believe what other people say, he would have been with more than 100 women.

“When he likes a girl and it is serious, he introduces her to the family.”

Apparently, there are just two ladies to have had the privilege of meeting mummy - Merche Romero and C-Ron’s 2008 summer project Nereida Gallardo.

A Ronaldo conquest from waaaay back in 2006

Most ladies who spend time with Cristiano Ronaldo are better off for the experience - Gemma Atkinson continues to get modelling work despite leaving Hollyoaks years ago, Nereida Gallardo finally realised her dream of showing the world her breasts, and hundreds of high class call girls have been well remunerated over the years.

Andorran/ Portuguese model Merche Romero, however, does not seem to have faired as well in the public eye after being steamrollered by C-Ron. Several anti-Merche sites have since sprung up, many of which focus on her alleged love of cosmetic surgery and the fact that she is nine years older than the tricky winger.

The Portuguese man-o-sex’s top five conquests

For those who didn’t know, Cristiano Ronaldo (full name Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro) was named after the evil American politician/actor Ronald Reagan, which, as people to be named after goes, is only a few back from calling your child Adolf, Judas or Jack the Ripper.

All of that aside, Ronaldo’s had a great couple of days - voted footballer of the year, wore a leather jacket - so to celebrate, we thought we’d have a dreamy look back on some of the more beautiful women he’s had sex with since he moved to Manchester. For probably legal/financial reasons, we haven’t included the many prostitutes.

Merche Romero

Merche (possibly pronounced “mirsh”) played the part of a Mrs Robinson character in Ronaldo’s life, being practically an old biddy at 31-years-old. A TV presenter in Portugal, when word got out that she’d been snogging Ronaldo, scores of angry young fans started threatening to kill her. They soon split up.

Gemma Atkinson