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Five stats about this year’s Confederations Cup Final


USA/Brazil, Sunday 7.30pm, BBC Three, Betfair £25 Free Bet

The reaction of the American media to their national side ending Spain’s 35-game unbeaten streak may have been unbearable but it would have been just as bad - if not worse - over here if England had done it. The USA have made this pretty meaningless tournament worth watching and they will fancy their chances of winning it after seeing Brazil stumble past South Africa last night in the other semi-final. The bookies don’t though and some of the trends identified by our friends at chickendinner make it easy to see why:

1. Brazil have won 14 of their 15 matches against USA (one after extra-time). The USA’s one win over the holders came in the 1998 Gold Cup Final, with former Everton winger Predrag “Preki” Radosavljevic scoring the winner.

2. USA haven’t scored against Brazil in three previous Confederations Cup meetings, with Dunga’s side beating them 1-0 in 1999 and 2003 and winning 3-0 against them last Thursday.

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Posted: June 26th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Has WAG Chanelle Hayes infected the Middlesbrough team with swine flu?


Former Big Brother star may have brought epidemic to Teeside

Chanelle Hayes

Faces nightclub noticed a dramatic decrease in business recently, as two of its most loyal patrons - WAGs Chanelle Hayes and Chantelle Houghton - were enjoying a luxury holiday in Mexico.

While the trip was undoubtedly intended to alleviate the stresses of occasionally taking their clothes off in Nuts, the Big Brother beauties may have come home with a little more than a tan: The Daily Star claim the pair are being checked out by doctors to make sure they haven’t caught the deadly piggy flu.

Chanelle Hayes

Chanelle is slowly working her way through the Middlesbrough team, and is currently dating midfielder Matthew Bates. If she is found to be carrying the flu, it is very likely Bates will have it, and therefore the entire Boro squad would have to be checked out.

Fortunately for Tottenham, Chantelle Houghton no longer entertaining Jermain Defoe.

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Posted: April 29th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Arsenal star banned from training after swine flu scare


Carlos Vela was feared to be carrying deadly Mexican piggy virus

Carlos Vela

The swine flu epidemic is a big deal: hundreds of people have lost their lives, the government are advising against travel to Mexico and the USA, and the tabloid press have (temporarily) stopped putting pictures of Susan Boyle on their front pages to report on it.

Concerned that the virus could spread to their squad, Arsenal told striker Carlos Vela to stay home from training on Monday, as he was visited by friends from Mexico last week. Caught in a state-the-obvious kind of mood, Arsene Wenger said:

“It looks to be a massive problem in Mexico so we asked him to stay away.”

After being checked over the by the club doctor, and being made to promise he would wash his hands and wouldn’t sneeze in anyone’s face, Vela was given the all-clear to return to action, and will feature in the squad to face Manchester Utd tonight.

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Posted: April 29th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Sven-Goran Eriksson takes over as Portsmouth favourite


Is the Swede about to get involved in the relegation dogfight?

Sven-Goran Eriksson

Yesterday Sven-Goran Eriksson was one of the favourites for the Chelsea job but this morning he has leapfrogged Avram Grant and Alan Curbishley to emerge as the frontrunner to succeed Tony Adams at Portsmouth.

The former England boss is currently in charge of Mexico, who face the USA in a World Cup qualifier tomorrow night, and while you would expect him to walk if Chelsea came calling, the Portsmouth link remains unconvincing.

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Posted: February 10th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Arsenal keeper shocker, West Ham transfer latest and a very bouncy cheerleader


Also appearing on a computer near you…

Fan IQ present a cunning method of rendering a commentator speechless

Arsenal misery: Reserve keeper breaks both his arms
[Northampton Chronicle]

Lewis Hamilton wants to ride on Richard Branson’s spaceship
[Grid Crasher]

West Ham won’t sell Behrami for £40m, apparently
[Fans FC]

Don’t expect many goals at Stamford Bridge tomorrow
[chickendinner]

The Mexicans are turning on Sven
[The Offside]

A German Police dog nearly caused a very unfortunate injury to a football fan
[Bild]

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Posted: November 21st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Motor Racing, Sven, Kalou, Kelly Brook, cartoons at it…


Meanwhile, elsewhere on the internet…

Flick through today’s links to the sound of James Brown!

Wenger’s next teenage sensation?

[The Offside]

Singapore Grand Prix, race preview

[Grid Crasher]

SAFE FOR WORK PORN

[Creativity Online]

Fascinating Premier League trends examined

[Chickendinner]

Kalou endures an awkward moment

[Kickette]

Kelly Brook vs Charlotte Church

[Polite Applause]

Sven talks all things Mexico

[LA Times]

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Posted: September 25th, 2008 by Josh Burt

WAG No. 154: Galilea Montijo


The Mexican beauty who definitely doesn’t have a sex tape

Galilea Montijo

Joining fellow Mexican model Elsa Benítez in the WAG of the Day hall of fame is the terribly good looking Galilea Montijo. The 35-year-old actress and bikini connoisseur is famous in her home nation for appearances in television shows such as Big Brother, Bailando por un Sueño (basically their version of Strictly Come Dancing) and a romantic drama called La Verdad Oculta (‘The Hidden Truth’). She is also renowned for her relationship with Mexican footballer Cuauhtémoc Blanco, creator of the natty ‘Blanco Bounce‘ trick.

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Posted: August 13th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Video: Mexican scores an outrageous overhead kick


Clearly someone attended the Trevor Sinclair school of shooting

The cheeky effort above (an overhead scissor kick? a bicycle kick?) went down in Naucalpan, Mexico. If anyone can identify the player, they win a Yorkie bar. Not one of those ones with the raisins and nuts in, mind. Just a plain one.

[Spotted at Machochip]

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Posted: August 7th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey