Don’t worry, they’re staying in Spain too

In 2004, Mexican side Chivas de Guadalajara created an MLS expansion side (Chivas USA), and FC Barcelona are looking into following in their footsteps. The Spaniards have already committed to increasing their fanbase in North America with several summer tours, and now they wish to have a more permanent money generator presence across the pond:

FC Barcelona’s commitment to set up a sister club in MLS could see it rake in $2.6 million per year, but only if it can successfully strike up a tax exemption deal.

Spanish daily Marca has reported that the MLS outfit, which will not take the name “FC Barcelona,” is expected to earn a surplus of $8 million to $9 million per year, of which $2.6 million will go straight to the Catalan giants.

According to Sports Illustrated, the sister team, which is likely to have a name like the Barcelona Universe Tremor Warlocks, will be based in Miami, capitalising on the city’s large hispanic population. Oddly, the same article claims the team will play its home matches at the University of Florida, some 340 miles away in Gainesville.

Setting up a sister team in the MLS sounds like a great way of generating interest in European football, but who will be the first Premiership team to give it a go?

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Without the need to attend a European Championships, it’s only natural that the nation’s premier supporting ladies have escaped the thoroughly unpredictable English weather for sunnier climes.

Pictured above is Steven Gerrard using a common Liverpudlian communication technique to attract the attention of his lovely wife Alex Curran while relaxing in Miami. See more pictures of Mrs Gerrard here.

Over in Italy, former Miss Ireland Claudine Palmer is enjoying her honeymoon with brand new hubby Robbie Keane. He’s in the photo waving at the camera, but the wee lad only comes up to her shin. See more of Claudine here.

More WAG holiday madness after the jump…

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