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Enjoy a cup of freedom bag water as you take in this display of American patriotism

The five contenders for the F1 Drivers Championship
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Rafa Nadal’s WAG Xisca Perello is real purdy
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New Zealand rugby fans were recently treated to something rather more pornographic
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Thirteen ways to spray victory champagne - my favourite is the ‘Pearl Necklace’
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Fernando Torres is in Miami, but his pasty skin thinks it’s in Liverpool
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Part one of The Spoiler’s in-depth WAG holiday analysis

Without the need to attend a European Championships, it’s only natural that the nation’s premier supporting ladies have escaped the thoroughly unpredictable English weather for sunnier climes.

Pictured above is Steven Gerrard using a common Liverpudlian communication technique to attract the attention of his lovely wife Alex Curran while relaxing in Miami. See more pictures of Mrs Gerrard here.

Over in Italy, former Miss Ireland Claudine Palmer is enjoying her honeymoon with brand new hubby Robbie Keane. He’s in the photo waving at the camera, but the wee lad only comes up to her shin. See more of Claudine here.

More WAG holiday madness after the jump…

How the hell is this possible? It’s Spring in Miami and the sun isn’t shining…