The best sports on the telebox this weekend

With the FA Cup, the Miami Open finals, the Bahrain Grand Prix ATP Masters finals, Arsenal/ Liverpool and the Grand National all happening this weekend, you’re barely going to have time to enjoy the crappy weather this weekend. So schedule an appointment with your couch, but not before using the intertubes to find the best odds available on all this weekend’s sporting action.

FRIDAY

Tennis
Miami ATP Masters (Sky Sports Xtra, 6pm)

Bundesliga
MSV Duisburg/ Energie Cottbus (Setanta Sports 1, 7.30pm)

SATURDAY

Bahrain Grand Prix
Qualifying (ITV1, 12pm)

Mikhail Youzhny’s intimidation tactics pay off in Miami

I have a friend who used to get so enraged playing tennis, that he had his own racket stringing machine at home. As far as I’m aware however, he never inflicted injuries on himself, like Mr Masochistic here.

The A-Rod serves up the hottest tennis WAG ever!

Oh Andy Roddick, sucks to be you.

Not only has the former world number one had to endure the hell of an international tennis career (he’s been off form lately, but currently riding high at the Miami Open), but his elbow is constantly being tugged by beautiful women. After parting ways with actress Mandy Moore, he stumbled upon nineteen-year-old model Brooklyn Decker, no doubt while absent-mindedly working through a copy of Sports Illustrated. Their love has blossomed, and now A-Rod will get unlimited access to the hottest WAG in tennis, as they announced their engagement yesterday.