Much classier than her surname suggests

Like most beautiful Portuguese women, ex-professional swimmer Diana Chaves has been romantically linked to Cristiano Ronaldo. No one can be certain if the Portguguese man-o’-sex actually had his way with the model and TV presenter, and her relationship with Sporting’s Miguel Veloso last summer is also shrouded in mystery. These days, however, she is stepping out with César Peixoto, the lucky chap who once called former WAG of the Day Isabel Figueira his wife.

The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

If West Ham get their way, this young chap will fill the angry, hate-filled void left by Craig Bellamy. More on that later - here’s the rest of the movers and shakers in Transferland today…

Jimmy Bullard to Hull
After reported interest from Arsenal, Bolton, Middlesbrough and Sunderland, Sky Sports claim Hull have agreed a £5m fee with Fulham, and the Tigers now face the task of persuading the London lad to move to Yorkshire.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Fulham didn’t try very hard to keep their best player, did they?

Emile Heskey to Aston Villa
It looked like Emile William Ivanhoe Heskeywas all set to join former club Liverpool, but Villa believe they have secured the services of the proven Premier League hitman

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Rafa has said he is not interested in parting with big money (£4m-ish) for Heskey, so it looks like Villa’s £3.5m bid may have sealed it.

Miguel Veloso to Manchester City
Sporting’s 22-year-old midfielder