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Spoiler reader Chris tells us he “came across this shot” from the NHL. Make of that what you will.
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Cheryl Cole in talks with Manchester City
[ChannelBee]

Speaking of Cheryl Cole, isn’t Cheryl Cole attractive?
[The Sun]

For some reason, Samuel L Jackson whipped out a Liverpool shirt at the ESPYs
[ONTD]

Will Chelsea lure Tottenham target Mirko Vucinic with £20m?
[Daily Mail]

Fergie breaks his ‘no more signings’ policy by signing Mame Biram Diouf
[Sky Sports]

The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Douglas Costa to Manchester Utd
The Times claim the Red Devils are moving closer to securing the services of Gremio’s highly-rated midfielder Douglas Costa. Despite being just 18, the Brazilian club are trying to get £20m for their free kick specialist.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: That’s a helluva lot of cash for a teenager with twelve senior club appearances to his name. Surely this will only happen if Gremio lower their asking price.

Mirko Vucinic to Tottenham
‘Arry has been linked to the Roma forward for a few weeks, and Italian daily Il Tempo believe a €20m bid is on the immediate horizon. Roma are said to be in desperate need of cash, and the man who has perfected the stripping goal celebration may become a high profile sacrifice.

A further helping of transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Ricardo Carvalho and Deco to Inter Milan
The biggest transfer news of a very slow day comes from Italy’s Sky Sport 24, who claim that Chelsea do not want Nicolas Burdisso or Maicon in exchange for Jose Mourinho’s good friends Deco and Ricardo Carvalho and are instead holding out for around £12 million for the pair.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Maicon’s agent Antonio Caliendo says that he expects his client to stay put this summer so it would make sense for Chelsea to take as much money as they can and shop elsewhere.

Felipe Melo is staying with Fiorentina
Just a day after being urged by international teammate Gilberto Silva to sign

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Mirko Vucinic - the man who celebrates by removing his clothes - rocks the shirt-tucked-into-pants look at The Emirates
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Guus Hiddink is not happy
[BBC]

Ashley Cole attempts to make people like him by building a pitch in his own back garden
[The Mirror]

Harry Redknapp defends his right to field a crappy side in the UEFA Cup
[Football365]

WAG Jennifer Metcalfe strips off for Loaded
[On205th]

America makes its female professional footballers wear skirts
[Daily Mail]

Mike Ashley puts in another £10m of his own money to stop Newcastle sinking
[The Guardian]

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Montenegrin striker hoping for underwear modelling contract

Roma beat Cagliari 3-2 yesterday, and nobody was happier* than Mirko Vucinic, who celebrated scoring the winner by removing his shirt (to reveal another Roma shirt) and his shorts (to reveal some of his best tighty-whities).

*Judging by the commentator’s orgasmic groans, perhaps Vucinic was the second happiest person at the Stadio Olimpico.

[The Offside]

Manchester Utd star tried to hide black eye in steamrollering session

During Manchester United’s 1-0 win over Roma in October last year, orgy expert Cristiano Ronaldo picked up a black eye, following some rough housing from Mirko Vucinic. At a press conference a few days later, he wore sunglasses and a baseball cap, and nonchalantly shrugged: ‘It’s OK, in four or five days I will be beautiful again.”

Ronny’s aesthetic setback, however, didn’t halt the steam