What were they thinking?

Following in the footsteps of gorgeous Miss Great Britains like Danielle Lloyd and numerous other interesting young racists, Gemma Garrett is now the beautiful face of the UK. She’s even landed a part promoting the upcoming British Grand Prix.

Of course, the photo shoot was always going to be spectacular - after all, it’s fast cars, it’s beautiful women, it’s classy. It’s Great Britain’s chance to announce to Europe that we’re not all Carry On films and jokes about boobs. Oh no, we too are sophisticated - just like you, France! And you, Spain!

And then it all went horribly wrong.

If it weren’t for evil Danielle Lloyd’s cheating, she’d be Miss GB

Plenty of people have had something taken from them by Danielle Lloyd – Charlotte Mears lost her fiancé to her cuckolding ways, while the innocence of an entire nation was stolen as she polluted the airwaves with her racism in the Big Brother house. But perhaps her biggest victim is Louise White, the twenty-three-year-old model who came

Cuckolding WAG has bizarre botox procedure

On my daily quest to defame Britain’s favourite serial WAG/ racist, I stumbled upon this story. I still can’t quite believe it can be real, but it is being carried by several Lloyd fan blogs and she’s superficial enough to do it. Anyway, if it helps to lower her in the estimation of society, then it’s good enough for me:

Danielle Lloyd has had Botox injected in her armpits in a desperate bid to cure her sweat problem.

The former Miss Great Britain was so

Who does Joey Barton love almost as much as fighting?

If you happen to frequent Liverpool’s Newz bar, then you have no problem with atrocious modern spelling or bumping into Alex Curran and her best pal Amanda Harrington. The blonde model started her relationship with Mr Joey Barton last February, and the whirlwind romance has only been interrupted by