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Manager of abhorred soulless business misses the point

“We have finally created some history for this club which is what we get rammed down our throats every time we play away from home and this is the start of putting this club on the map.”

Paul Ince forgets that MK Dons’ position on the map is the very reason other clubs don’t like them 

[The Guardian Fiver]

The best sports on the telebox tonight

Paul Ince is doing a great job at the helm of Franchise FC, who will look to take back the top place in League Two from Peterborough tonight. The concrete cow lovers are marginal favourites to win, but I think a draw at 13/5 represents much better value.

League Two
Chesterfield/ Milton Keynes Dons (Sky Sports 1, 7.45pm)

Blue Square Premier
York City/ Exeter City (Setanta Sports 1, 7.45pm)

Setanta Sports Cup
Linfield/ Derry City (Setanta Ireland, 8.05pm)

The best sports on the telebox tonight

Sven’s Manchester City have won five out of their last six home games against Everton, and are marginal favourites to beat the Mersey Blues tonight (City at 6/4, Everton at 21/10).

For a game that will be a little easier to call, check out the Football League Trophy Southern Final second leg. MK Dons, aka ‘Franchise FC’, aka ‘everything that is wrong with the game today’ are still riding high at the top of League Two, and are 9/5 favourites to topple Swansea tonight.

Premier League
Manchester City/ Everton (Setanta Sports 1, 8pm) - betting preview here

Johnstone’s Paint Trophy Southern Final Second Leg
MK Dons/ Swansea City (Sky Sports 1, 7.30pm) - bet here