Argentineans realise attractive ladies can be used to sell things
Until this morning, The Spoiler believed that the best way to launch a new kit was via the medium of interpretative dance, but our friends in South America have put paid to that theory.
In celebration of their Primera División victory, Club Atlético Vélez Sársfield held a gala on Monday night. A good time was had by all, particularly those who witnessed a stripper-tastic array of ladies modelling the club’s kits through the ages. We have no idea which design is the new one, but frankly, we don’t really care.
The Spoiler looks back on a fantastic year for supporting ladies
Say what you like about 2008, but it’s been an eventful year for WAGs: Ashley Cole [allegedly] showed us what a muppet he is by [allegedly] cheating on his gorgeous wife with a ropey hairdresser, Coleen tied down her handsome lover in a classy affair in Italy, and Nicola McLean showed us that glamour girls with back-breakingly large breasts will always hold a special place in the hearts of footballers.
In our first full year of existence, The Spoiler has been proud to augment your working day with the sexiest WAGs on the planet, and hope to continue to bring you all the news and pictures that are best viewed when the boss isn’t looking. As a thanks for your support, check out the lovely Elena Santarelli (pictured relaxing above) and her underdressed friends in our countdown of the 50 hottest WAGs of 2008. Need more WAG fun? Well friend, why not spend some time in the world’s largest WAG gallery, and then look back on every single WAG of the Day of 2008? You know you want to…
For those of you having trouble balancing your love of God with your heavy metal sensibilities, there is hope.
Harsh punishment alert! Werder Bremen midfielder Carlos Alberto has been awarded an eight match ban in Brazil simply for giving an opponent a tap on the behind
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Prostitution and group sex championed by Russian upper classes
According to The Telegraph, a wealthy socialite named Pyotr Listerman has given Russian players a thoroughly tempting reason to find the net in tonight’s Euro 2008 semi-final:
Listerman, well known for setting up rich Russians with prospective wives, said: “For each goal I’ll present two beautiful chicks. Watch the guys react.”The modern day cupid was caught on camera making the offer to Andrei Arshavin, who seemed to be pretty well disposed to the idea.
“There are a number of bachelors in our team,” said Arshavin. “This is a great incentive.”
If only an eccentric billionaire had made the same offer to Ronaldo - Portugal would almost certainly be in the final, and the tricky winger would have needed to hire a coach to take his rewards home.
From the social networking site that brought you anti-Danielle Lloydism
The model friend who invited me to join the ever-popular and well-publicised ‘Charlotte over Danielle any day’ group on Facebook has just started a new group on the social networking site.
The new group is named ‘The Anti WAGABE Society’, and it’s purpose is described below, via the medium of bad spelling and grammar:
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