Back off Defoe, this lass doesn’t go for footballers

There’s nothing quite like mortally offending a Playboy model to get your day going, as I discovered when cruising the MySpace page of Monica Harris. Last week she filed a blog entry entitled ‘My statement to dick head journalist Ryan Bailey‘. I know what you’re thinking and you’re right - an attractive girl who takes her clothes off for a living knows my name, baby! And to think the teachers at school said I’d never amount to anything…

The vitriolic statement came in response to me labelling her a ‘WAG wannabe’ in this article. Turns she doesn’t enjoy the WAG lifestyle, and she doesn’t believe Jermain Defoe holds a clean bill of sexual health:

I’m not being funny but I’d rather poke my eyes out with a blunt object than go near a footballer who, lets face it, probably has every STD under the sun.

Carling Cup finalists celebrate with ex-WAGs and a little too much drink

Last night Chelsea managed to join Spurs in the Carling Cup semi-final, and players from both teams joined forces with a celebratory night out at London’s Chinawhite. Pictured above is Jermain Defoe, who has no problem with wearing a baseball cap in a nightclub, or sharing a cab with a lady who looks like she charges by the hour.

Jermain’s WAG Danielle Lloyd was noticeably