The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies…

Alan Shearer will be offered a four-year contract
Joe Kinnear’s favourite journalist Simon Bird is reporting that Mike Ashley wants Alan Shearer to sign a four-year contract. The Geordie Messiah failed to pick up the six points from eight games needed to survive yet is still viewed as the ideal man to bring Newcastle back to the Premier League.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Ashley has pretty much botched every major decision he has had to make so it’s no surprise that he is willing to give an unproven manager a long-term deal just to appease the fans.

Franck Ribery to Manchester United
Patrice Evra has described his international teammate Franck Ribery as “the

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Another contender for worst dive of the century, courtesy of Motherwell’s Steven Hughes
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Is Dimitar Berbatov one of football’s biggest ever transfer flops?
[Republik of Mancunia]

Blackburn to put in a cheeky bid bid for Barca’s Bojan
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Apologies to Manchester-based Mamen Sanz fans - Raúl won’t be joining City
[Daily Mail]

Stevie G wins the Football Writers’ Footballer of the Year Award
[Goal.com]

Gallery: Stupendously hot WAG Aída Yéspica
[Gunaxin]

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Beauty pageant star brings hotness to the Valleys

Following his transfer from Motherwell to Cardiff this season, striker Ross McCormack has been having a torrid time trying to see his young son back in Scotland. It’s a sad situation, but perhaps he may seek some solace in the fact that he has brought a very sexy part of Scotland with him, 23-year-old model Courtney St John.