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Video: Romanian coach happy slaps his players
[Dirty Tackle]

Arsenal and Liverpool track Dutch striker Mounir El Hamdaoui
[The Sun]

WAG Imogen Thomas and Danny Simpson hit the town
[Kickette]

Fabio Cannavaro tells us why he shunned Manchester City
[Tribal Football]

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Scary picture of the day: Violent criminal Joey Barton has not procreated (thank God), he’s just doing his bit at a Newcastle Utd charity event
[Kickette]

Manchester Utd vehemently deny the latest Ronaldo to Real Madrid gossip
[BBC]

Nicole Scherzinger gets sexy for Maxim magazine
[Grid Crasher]

John O’Shea laughs off gay taunts
[Eleven a Side]

When football Christmas parties turn bad
[The Guardian]

David Beckham meets his High School Musical idols
[Machochip]

Is Mounir El Hamdaoui heading back to the Lane? Will he play a game this time?
[Caught Offside]

Timewaster: The football haircuts quiz
[Quizible]