Mental keeper gets a speeding fine

During Euro 2008, Pepe Reina proved to us that he cannot conduct himself appropriately on a plane, and yesterday he was charged for being unable to keep his Porsche 911 under the speed limit. For tearing his £70k motor down a suburban Liverpool street in December, the handsomely remunerated star was charged a whopping £250. The judge said:

“Although you are a man of significant means I see no reason why the penalty should be disproportionate.”

Pepe employed Nick Freeman, nicknamed Mr Loophole for allowing celebrities to get away with misdemeanours. Perhaps he should have used Damien Duff’s postal scam instead.