This woman models AND presents television programmes

Pretty Daniela is a popular face in Brazil, thanks to her time hosting MTV, and her heart warming romance with the original Ronaldo - you know, the fat one who may or may not have paid for gender bending prostitutes. He used to be brilliant at football, but can now be found smearing chocolate into his belly and muttering about playing for Man City. Yeah, him.

Anyway, the two went out, they got married for a bit - eighty-six days, according to reports - and then they split up. She has since gone on to do many things, most of them involving wearing some kind of bikini and being on television. Plus she famously had sex in the ocean with her boyfriend, then went mental because someone posted the evidence on Youtube.

Gasp at some steamy pictures after the jump…

We get the lowdown on the Magpies’ potential new saviour

Despite Newcastle insisting that giving up complete control of Newcastle United would not appeal to Mike Ashley, rumours are rife of a takeover by Mumbai-born businessman named Anil Ambani. Like most of the new school of Premier League owners, Ambani has no history in sport, but his links to the hugely expanding Indian market and reported willingness to sink £150m into the Toon could prove very fruitful.

Here’s what we know about Mr Ambani:

* According to Forbes magazine’s 2008 Billionaire list, Ambani is has a net worth of around $42bn (£21.5bn), making him the sixth richest man in the world, behind filthy rich folksfolks like Bill Gates and Warren Buffett. That gives him nearly double the spending power of Roman Abramovich (worth a measly $12bn) and streets ahead of Mike Ashley (whose empire is worth a pitiful £1.4bn).

* In 2003 he beat Prime Minister Atal Bihari Vajpayee and cricketer Sachin Tendulkar to become MTV’s Youth Icon of the Year. “Young people are the future of our nation and they give me the strength to carry forward the vision of my late father, Dhirubhai Ambani, of making India a successful and super reliant power house,” he gushed at the time.

* His aforementioned father founded conglomerate Reliance Industries back

Calum’s new TV show looks, um, great

This really could be the end of western civilisation

About a year ago, rumours were circulating that MTV were putting together a show called ‘I want to be a WAG’. The series would see a ‘mystery’ international footballer date twenty wannabe WAGs over a period of eight weeks. At the end of the show, he will have to propose to his chosen beau.

Obviously spurred on by the raging success that was Totally Jodie Marsh, MTV have decided to