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OMG! Sepp Blatter Failz! LOL! ROFL! Etc!
[Dirty Tackle]

Messi wants Fabregas and Mascherano to join him at Barcelona
[Sky Sports]

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Top ten disgraceful football mullets
[Pies]

FC Lorient compete with Everton for ‘ugliest new kit for 2009/10′ award
[The Offside]

Some pretty convincing evidence that Jermaine Pennant is planning a move to Spain
[Off The Post]

Tottenham WAG Danielle Lloyd’s latest photoshoot (NSFW)
[The Sun]

… check out some of these German beauties

While Chris Waddle used to cultivate a mullet that any NASCAR enthusiast would be proud of, German footballers of the eighties really cornered the market on awesome hairstyles and  handlebar ‘face art’.

Visit our friends at Bild to see even more incredibly stylish barnets.