Else he might end up doing a mural…

Even after a 3-0 win against Chile at the weekend, Man City’s new Christ, Robinho, was livid. The Chileans hadn’t lined up against he and his Brazilian cohorts with the right quota of respect - the idiots had tried to play them at their own game! So he did what any infuriated artist would do - he punished them with some brutal changing room graffiti.