Fans of autotuned vocals and attractive women behold!

Why would we post a music video whose treatment describes it as “S&M aliens hurtling towards earth in their own meteorites,” you ask? Well, because it’s Girls Aloud, who can count an NFL WAG and a Chelsea WAG who didn’t get the chance to meet a Spoiler editor before marrying a moron among their ranks.

Popstar switches from proper football to American football

Everybody knows that manufactured popular beat combo Girls Aloud have one of the nation’s finest WAGs among their ranks (you know, the pretty one who is married to that fella nobody likes), but few know that they actually have two of the nations finest WAGs among their ranks. Nadine Coyle met Finn Harps midfielder Neil McCafferty at school and continued to date for four years. Now she is a pretend American, the large-lunged starlet has started stepping out with New York Giants star Jason Bell, who turned up in London this weekend to see her perform on Pop Rival Factor Star.