Former Miss Italy enjoys footballers and constant nakedness

I have not actually seen the agreement a model must sign to become Miss Italy, but I can only assume there is a clause stipulating a compulsory relationship with a footballer. The pageant show has already given us Martina Colombari, Francesca Chillemi, Vincenza Cacace and Elisabetta Gregoraci, and now 1999 winner and nudity enthusiast Francesca Lodo joins their ranks. She has been engaged to Inter’s Javier Zanetti (despite the fact that she met his current wife in 1992) and she has also enjoyed the company of Francesco Coco - a self-professed ‘drugged-up gay who lives in nightclubs’ who has also steamrollered former WOTD Manuela Arcuri.

Playboy model who is currently enjoying a ‘cyber-romance’ with fugly Barcelona star

Leo Messi isn’t the most handsome sportsman in the world, but that hasn’t stopped him pursuing Playboy model and popular Argentinean media figure Luciana Salazar. The 27-year-old blonde is currently based in Buenos Aires, so with the exception of one phone call, their relationship has thus far blossomed exclusively online.

Apparently, Leo was planning dedicate a goal to her against Brazil last week with an ‘L for Luciana/loser’ hand salute. Unfortunately, that goal never happened, and Luciana and her ginormous chest remain un-saluted.

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The preferred lady of England’s other Wayne

You may remember French model and actress Vanessa Perroncel from World Cup 2006, where she formed part of a band of England WAGs who managed to collectively blow £1million on frivolous crap during a brief spell in Baden Baden. Most of that money probably went towards maintaining Alex Curran’s dazzling orange hue, but as the main squeeze of occasional Chelsea left-back Wayne Bridge, Vanessa could certainly afford to treat herself.

Talented footballer knows no shame

Pictured, friends, is an enormous breach of international hotel etiquette - you don’t wander around swishy hotels (namely The Crowne Plaza in Moscow) willy-nilly in just your pants. And yet, that’s exactly what cocky winger Cristiano Ronaldo is doing here, as if he is somehow above the law.

Italy continues to supply the best WAGs on the planet

Today’s WAG of the Day is another graduate of crazy Italian television show Striscia la notizia (‘Strip the News’) - a programme which has also blessed us with footballer eye candy including Melissa Satta and my favorutie WAG of the Day, Giorgia Palmas. Twenty-five-year-old Italian Elena Barola has stepped out with Filippo Inzaghi (who also imposed huge bank balance and status wonderful personality on Aída Yéspica) and more recently, she has been seen on the arm of Torino striker Roberto Stellone.

Boy, now that’s a set of legs!

Don’t play it all cool - you spent the summer of 2003 dancing around your room to Superstar by Jamelia. Everyone did. Probably even Roy Keane, and he’s a tough guy. Not that there is any link between the two - oh no, she’s more of a lower leagues girl. The lucky gent using her long legs as giant hot water bottles is Darren Byfield. That’s right, the star striker who’s played for Gillingham, Millwall, Sunderland, Villa, Walsall, and, most recently, Bristol City.

And not a Mauresmo in sight

Wow, isn’t tennis great? There’s Federer, Nadal, some other guys. It’s just brilliant. Plus, every year, Wimbledon introduces the planet to a new Chris Evert, or Anna Kournikova, or Maria Sharapova. But which of the saucy little lovelies will have Des Lynam cleaning sweat from his moustache in between games this year? Here’s The Spoiler’s top five to look out for - a mixture of old and new.

She’s Dutch, and better looking than Dirk Kuyt

Damn it man, Sylvie isn’t just any old WAG, she’s an actress turned WAG, who married her love on live television in Holland back in the heady days of 2005. That makes her one heck of a gal, and Rafael van der Vaart one lucky attacking midfielder/striker.

Three WAGs, about a million bikinis

Well, it was only a matter of time wasn’t it? The very second that the football season comes to an end, the nation’s favourite WAGs and their buddies hurl their delicate bikinis into big expensive suitcases and journey around the world sipping fruity cocktails, and smearing one another in various oils and lotions.