The Prem stars most likely to devalue your property

Living next door to a footballer, you’d undoubtedly have the luxury of living in a huge pre-fab mansion in a sleepy gated community. But sharing a living space with the Premier League’s finest could make your free time miserable.

One of my flatmates at university, for example, lived next door to Beckhingham Palace in Bishops Stortford, Herts. The huge gardens meant his house was probably several miles from the Beckhams’ lavish pile, but he constantly complained of the paparazzi blocking his driveway, ruining his view, stepping on his peacocks etc.

There are plenty of Premiership stars who would make worse neighbours than the Beckhams - so get voting on your neighbour from hell, or suggest another in the comments section.