Playboy model who’s tired of her domestic duties

Prior to marrying fugly ex professional footballer Neil Ruddock, Leah Newman was a glamour girl socialite who made oodles of cash hawking her wares in publications such as The Daily Sport during the day, and spent her evenings in London WAG haunts such as Chinawhites. After the birth of their daughter Izzabella Ivy Grace Ruddock, however, things took a rather boring turn, and on an episode of Celebrity Wife Swap in 2007, she admitted her life was ‘crap’. She feels like a prisoner in her Hastings home, while Ruddock, who was never the fastest player on the pitch, is happy with their lethargic lifestyle:

“I could sleep all day, get up and have me dinner, then go back to sleep again.”

The free testicular examination was ill-timed

Anyone who has ever accidentally bumped into Neil Ruddock while he was shopping at Bluewater with his family (just me, then?) will vouch for the fact that he is a rather big lad, and messing with him is not advisable. Robbie Fowler, who stands about four feet shorter than Razor, is playing a dangerous game with this blatant public homoeroticism.

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