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Mallorcan model continues to make a living off the back of relatively short relationship with Real Madrid star

Since her summer 2008 fling with the world’s most expensive footballer, Nereida Gallardo has absolutely refused to fall into the obscurity that has threatened to claim her.

There are plenty of pictures of Nereida in Lara Croft mode at this dedicated blog, which enjoys the paradoxical status of being her biggest critic and her biggest source of publicity.

Spurned WAG Nereida Gallardo dishes more dirt on Madrid star

Nereida Gallardo - the perma-naked Spanish beauty who helped Cristiano Ronaldo occupy his free time last summer - faced the worrying prospect of falling out of the public eye after losing her WAG status. Rather than adopting the Danielle Lloyd model of extending her moment in the sun (i.e. boffing her way through an entire team), the 26-year-old Majorcan has chosen to repeatedly cash in on her romance with the Portuguese man-o’-sex.

As a riposte to the humiliating way in which she was dumped, Nereida has continued to furnish us with personal details that are embarrassing, but not in the least bit surprising. The Mirror brings us the latest:

She says [his favourite underwear is] a pair of tight red pants with an elephant’s trunk on the front… but that they don’t quite fit him. She said:

“He puts his willy where the elephant’s face is. But he doesn’t fill its trunk. During our time together

C-Ron’s clothes-hating ex speaks in new magazine interview

Thanks to the Spanish demand for a magazine which covers political and economic news and publishes near-pornographic images of famous women, Interviú exists. On the cover of this month’s edition is Nereida Gallardo, the lady who nearly melted the entire internet last summer when she romanced Cristiano Ronaldo.

In addition to posing with a Real Madrid shirt in the loosest sense possible, the perma-nude Majorcan gave her two cents on her former lover’s recent tryst with fellow dirtbag Paris Hilton:

“Nothing matters to him. She is just another shag. If he carries on at this pace Madrid should tremble.”

During their eight month relationship, Nereida says she spent five days a week in Manchester and the other two in Palma (Mallorca), and she seems irritated by the fact that she left her job because she asked him to. We’re not sure what that job was, but presumably it must have been more lucrative than the countless modelling jobs and TV appearances she has scored off the back of her WAG status.

When asked if she would ever try to rekindle the romance with the Portuguese man-o’-sex, Nereida simply says: “He would laugh in my face.”

More slightly-NSFW picture fun from Interviú after the jump…

Yet another former lover of Real Madrid’s latest acquisition

After more than a year of tiring speculation, Cristiano Ronaldo has finally secured his escape route to Madrid. In honour his much-touted departure, we pay tribute to one of the lucky ladies who played a part in C-Ron’s highly prolific Summer of Steamrollering 2008^TM.

In addition to Nereida Gallardo, Niki Ghazian and Letizia Filippi, the Portuguese star took his mind off of his incredibly charmed life by boffing Colombian model Mirella Grisales.

Say ¡hola! to Sergio Ramos’ new lady

With a busy schedule of playing for Real Madrid, manbag shopping and dressing in blackface, it’s amazing that Sergio Ramos able to make any time for the ladies. Our friends at Kickette, however, have alerted us to that fact that the man who boffed Cristiano Ronaldo’s ex Nereida Gallardo has started romancing Amaia Salamanca.

The Spanish actress - known for roles in SMS and Sin tetas no hay paraíso - was last week snapped by the Spanish version of Hello with the Real Madrid star.

Dolores Alveiro denies her boy’s womanising ways

No one on planet earth enjoys more meaningless intercourse than Cristiano Ronaldo, but his mother is keen to dispel his reputation as a ladykiller.

Dolores Alveiro - who opened a can of worms when she supported her son’s poorly disguised desire to move to Spain - is quoted by German newspaper Bild:

“If I were to believe what other people say, he would have been with more than 100 women.

“When he likes a girl and it is serious, he introduces her to the family.”

Apparently, there are just two ladies to have had the privilege of meeting mummy - Merche Romero and C-Ron’s 2008 summer project Nereida Gallardo.

Scorned ex-WAG confirms what we already know

We all know Cristiano Ronaldo is passionate about chasing money and women of loose morals, but it seems his greatest love wears Manchester Utd’s number seven. In yesterday’s News of the World, C-Ron’s summer project Nereida Gallardo (pictured above in her preferred state of dress) revealed the ridiculous lengths the Portuguese goes to in order to maintain his preened appearance. Here are some of the sexy highlights:

• “He likes his body to be smooth all over and would even use a hair removal cream. He would also use tubs of moisturiser, coating every part of his body, at least twice a day.”

• “He has his initials and the number seven all over the place. It’s on the doors, the coffee tables and there are mirrors everywhere. He loves looking at himself and playing with his hair.”

• “His house is full of mirrors