New kit designed for the ‘thinly-challenged’

The cunning marketing folk at Manchester City have come up with an ingenious euphemism for ’suitable for fat bastards’, by claiming their shirts are ‘more generous’. It’s a shame Ronaldinho didn’t sign on, he definitely would have appreciated this.

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See The Gers’ natty new threads right here

The unveiling of Rangers’ new sponsor is badly-timed, seeing as they will not be requiring the services of an official airline for at least another year…

How not to sell your team’s latest strip

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See the website in its super enticing original context here.