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After this, and the one where he controls the ball dropped off a block of flats, I might just bother to watch ‘Wayne Rooney’s Street Striker’. Maybe. Probably not.

Football’s 10 best celeb fans. How did Justin Timberlake get to be friends with Alan Smith?
[Caught Offside]

Thailand’s national football team double their chances of dropping dead on the pitch
[FourFourTwo]

Posh gets David’s Christmas present early
[The Mirror]

For some reason there is consensus in the Newcastle boardroom that an email address is an adequate title for a stadium
[Journal Live]

Polish keeper sacked for making homophobic remarks in his autobiography - with a title like “Fucking Polack”, I guess controversy was to be expected
[Deadspin]

Swine flu masks to be handed out at Dynamo Kyiv vs Inter
[Football Italia]