Delicate fans, look away now…

Newcastle fans, does this man have what it takes to lead your team right back to the top half of the table? Judging by his Wikipedia page (pictured) he has at least one trait slightly lacking from the Keegan armory.

Things are going to get worse for the Toon Army

Sky Sports News are reporting that Kevin Keegan has left Newcastle but the bad news doesn’t stop there: Alan Shearer is the 9/4 favourite with Paddy Power to take charge.

If the club don’t follow their appointment of King Kev by going for another returning hero in the guise of the bland Match of the Day pundit, it looks like Dennis Wise could be the new boss, with the current executive director 3/1 to take over.

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