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Rio Ferdinand’s birthday, Jens Lehmann’s retirement and a streaking ban


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Ronaldinho shows us how to win a UEFA Cup game in style
[The Offside]

Premier League ref Mark Clattenburg’s Porsche isn’t in great shape
[Machochip]

Happy Birthday Rio Ferdinand!
[Kickette]

Video: Nicole Scherzinger declares her love for Lewis Hamilton
[Grid Crasher]

That’s NOT Tennis: Jelena Jankovic’s denim waistcoat
[Polite Applause]

ChickenDinner - she is so beautiful now
[ChickenDinner]

Jens Lehmann denied a dignified send-off
[The Beautiful Game]

Killjoys ban streaking (um, isn’t it technically banned anyway?)
[WithLeather]

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Posted: November 7th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

David Beckham’s contract, Francesco Totti’s dedication and Gemma Atkinson’s lingerie


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The Offside provide an excellent reason why players shouldn’t yellow card referees

Are Lewis Hamilton and Nicole Scherzinger engaged?
[Grid Crasher]

A naughty cheerleader
[SportsByBrooks]

Football player struck by a firework in Northern Ireland
[Daily Mail]

Looks like David Beckham will walk away from the Galaxy sooner than we all thought
[Machochip]

Francesco Totti dedicates this week’s victory over Chelsea to a young boy killed on the way to the game
[The Beautiful Game]

WAG Gemma Atkinson in this week’s Nuts
[On205th]

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Posted: November 6th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Abbey Clancy becomes a Pussycat Doll


Queen of WAGs gets a steamy girlband makeover

If there’s one WAG who can outsexy Lewis Hamilton’s current lady of choice - Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls - then it’s Mrs Peter Crouch. Here’s Abbey getting ‘made up’ on her fashion show, the imaginatively-titled The Fashion Show.

(When she finally shows her raunchy popstar ensemble to the band, note the area of her body the cameraman is most keen to zoom in on.)

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Posted: October 28th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Man Utd’s season ticket woes, Lewis Hamilton’s WAG and a Jeff Stelling impersonator


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What would Jeff Stelling and co do if football didn’t exist?

Lewis Hamilton to marry Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger at Christmas?
[Grid Crasher]

Jose Mourinho may not get an easy ride when Inter face Werder Bremen tonight
[Bild]

Justin Timberlake to host PGA Tour tournament
[Polite Applause]

Manchester Utd aren’t selling any season tickets and it’s all Fergie’s fault
[The Guardian]

More bad news for Fergie - Scholes is out for ten weeks
[Football365]

Former West Ham star Ian Pearce drops down eleven leagues
[The Mirror]

Cheryl Cole and her band attempt singing, but fail

[Watch With Mothers]

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Posted: October 1st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Kaka snubs Chelsea, the Berbatov debacle and even more Leryn Franco!


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Leryn Franco is sexy, hungry

A tip of the cap to the gentlefolk at WithLeather, who have unearthed a rather splendid gallery of everybody’s favourite Olympian Leryn Franco

How Spurs got it all wrong with Dimitar Berbatov
[The Offside]

A Swedish TV commentator has outraged Germans by alluding to a certain Mr A Hitler during the Olympics
[Bild]

Is Lewis Hamilton house hunting with his Pussycat Doll?
[Grid Crasher]

Kaka says no to Chelsea
[Football365]

Keeper facing permanent deafness after a fan threw a firecracker at him
[The Beautiful Game]

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Posted: August 27th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Lewis Hamilton is “cheap and has no friends,” says scorned beauty queen


Miss Grenada speaks out after being two-timed by McLaren star

Vivian Burkhardt

Ahead of the weekend’s British Grand Prix action, Grid Crasher editor Ollie Irish steps in to tell us about the latest adventures of the world’s favourite Swiss racing driver…

Miss Grenada, aka Vivian Burkhardt, has ripped into Lewis Hamilton, after discovering that he had two-timed her with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger.

“His life away from the track is far from glamorous,” Burkhardt told the News of the Screws. “Despite his huge wealth, I hate his lifestyle and feel sorry for him. There he is in Switzerland, where he has no friends, no family, just this amazing four-bedroom flat in the richest part of the city - but it’s simply big and empty.”

Vivian Burkhardt

Ouch. Imagine having to live in Switzerland with no friends. A terrible double whammy.

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Posted: July 1st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Cristiano Ronaldo is buying property in Madrid


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David Beckham is bland and boring an interviewer’s dream
[The Offside Rules]

Cristiano Ronaldo is buying a house in a fancy Madrid suburb
[Caught Offside]

chickendinner present ten reasons why Spain will win Euro 2008
[chickendinner]

Lewis Hamilton out and about with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger
[Grid Crasher]

Pictures from this week’s American charity game featuring Thierry Henry, Robbie Fowler et al
[Unprofessional Foul]

Wenger’s aggressive faxing paid off: Adebayor is staying at Arsenal. Maybe.
[Football 365]

UEFA could be sued for the Germany/ Turkey TV blackout incident
[101 Great Goals]

Iraq have disbanded their national team
[SportsbyBrooks]

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Posted: June 27th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 101: Nicole Scherzinger


The latest beauty to adorn Hamilton’s arm

Nicole Scherzinger

A little while ago, the gruff and manly folk over at Grid Crasher had it on good authority that Swiss Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton was dating Australia’s second favourite Minogue. To Dannii’s dismay, the McLaren Mercedes ace then bowled up to the Indiana Jones premiere in Cannes with Miss World contestant Vivian Burkhardt.

His world class philandering has now taken yet another sexy turn, as he spent most of his free time in Monaco last weekend hiding from the rain with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger. Apparently, the couple have been seeing each other ‘on and off’ for three months, and Nicole recently gushed the following melodramatic drivel to German newspaper Bild:

‘I love his soul. When I saw him for the first time, I was located in an enormous crowd. We are soul mates.’

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Posted: May 30th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Danielle Lloyd’s worrying new look, Dutchmen posing as fools, the great MC5


Enjoy today’s Link Dump to the sound of Detroit legends MC5

Danielle Lloyd used to be such a beautiful young racist, yet she has somehow morphed into a strange mass of weird surgical practices and hair bleach.

[Daily Star]

Jump a mini cooper through Danielle’s gorgeous yet oversized (she looks a bit like Elvis) face

[Banboredom]

Note to photographers/ads people: football is NOT war.

[Kickette]

Terry vs Ferdinand

[Pies]

That talented lady from the Pussycat Dolls is going out with Lewis Hamilton, apparently.

[Grid Crasher]

Everything you MUST know about the French Open.

[chickendinner]

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Posted: May 27th, 2008 by Josh Burt